a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster

a-beautifully-hiddled-disaster:

ophelia-tagloff:

insanely-smart:

eve1978:

insanely-smart:

kirby1derby1doo:

eve1978:

smittentomkitten:

lokiwholockfactory:

tom-hiddleston-voice:

This EROTIC poetry is gonna be the end of me!!!!!

GOD DAMN HIDDLESTON UR VOICE IS SO FRICKIN HOT!!!!!!!

 

"May I Feel Said He" by E. E. Cummings 

may i feel said he
i’ll squeal said she
just once said he
it’s fun said she

may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he
why not said she

let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she

may i stay said he
which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she

may i move said he
is it love said she
if you’re willing said he
but you’re killing said she

but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he
ow said she

tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh no said he
go slow said she

cccome? said he
ummm said she
you’re divine! said he
you are Mine said she






OH GOD SAVE ME!!!



ophelia-tagloff smittentomkitten

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lokiwholockfactory ophelia-tagloff

 I don’t even bother with this one anymore.  I give up.  I fucking give up.

I have a restraining order running against this poem, this and the Jaguar commercial are the 2 things I have forbidden myself to ever look at or listen to again because they break me every time so they can’t ever come near me again.

Just going to walk by here as if nothing happened…

Love it!!

See
smittentomkitten eve1978 lokiwholockfactory
I made the grievous error of listening to this first thing this morning (after watching Chatty Man, Slumber Party and the Jag commercial last night). I’ve been on the edge literally for the last 16 hours, and then BAM! Goddamn Gotts photo and STA!Tom today. I’m pretty much a puddle of goo right now. Brain is fried. I need those fucking arms and hands and veins all over me.

Chatty man, slumber party and Jaguar?! Are you crazy woman?!? One of those alone is deadly let alone all of them together! How are you even breathing right now?

eve1978 smittentomkitten ophelia-tagloff lokiwholockfactory
Apparently not sane. However to be fair, I hadn’t watched any of those in some time. I just went on YouTube to get the Henry V video that I posted, completely forgetting that my favourites playlist automatically keeps going on the iPad. And the next Tom video that pops up after that one is the Jag ad, and then I kept scrolling. I may have watched the Cookie Monster one too. (
laterovaries
) Let’s just say Jotunheim has been destroyed several times over, and now that I’m home from work, after today’s ‘pocalypse, I’m sure it will be razed again. Have we ever figured out what number Tompocalypse we’re at now for this year? I think we’re up to 8 or 9.


It’s not even over. It’s never over. ::sobs::

smittentomkitten eve1978 lokiwholockfactory insanely-smart

It’s an ongoing thing…

aaaand, its back on my dash. wtf. 

rockonloki
samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF


diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks

jazzytoaster

jazzytoaster:

This fic takes place before this post. I felt inspired by what Jenna had said in her tags and had to run with it. Hope you enjoy! Follow ask-tinycas if you don’t already.

Ashes rained down like leaves as twisting fingers of flame clawed upwards. Part of the ceiling collapsed, a great boom…

aaaand i’m crying.