motherofsleipnir
lestatthewolfkiller:

beesmygod:

thivus:

baddragonpretties:

Pedro
"Introducing "Pedro" the cactus! He’s modeled from a San Pedro cactus, and was one of the worst things we could think of that people might want to play with! Don’t worry though - we removed the spines for you. Now you can enjoy the sumptuous soft silicone bumps and ridges without the ouch! ;)"

"now, you too can go fuck yourself with a cactus"

hyoly shit

oh my god i was scrolling down hoping someone added ‘anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough and IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING DILDO I’M DONE

lol. fucking dildo. i see what you did there. 

lestatthewolfkiller:

beesmygod:

thivus:

baddragonpretties:

Pedro

"Introducing "Pedro" the cactus! He’s modeled from a San Pedro cactus, and was one of the worst things we could think of that people might want to play with! Don’t worry though - we removed the spines for you. Now you can enjoy the sumptuous soft silicone bumps and ridges without the ouch! ;)"

"now, you too can go fuck yourself with a cactus"

hyoly shit

oh my god i was scrolling down hoping someone added ‘anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough and IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING DILDO I’M DONE

lol. fucking dildo. i see what you did there.