As we all know, Tom Hiddleston Owns Five Things and is Flawless.
Four of those five seem to be t-shirts. Let’s take the time and analyse each one of them:
1. The plain white tee: white is doubtlessly one of our dear Hiddles’ favourite colours, which makes this t-shirt a bit of a classic. Tom gives it his own touch by tucking it into whatever trousers he’s wearing with it. Never fails to make a statement.
2. The décolleté green Loki wonder: I seriously believe this tee doesn’t belong to Tom. He borrowed it from someone, because we haven’t seen it as much and certainly not since his Loki-times. It’s a shame, really. That plunging neckline really allowed us to enjoy the wonder of your twelve chest hairs.
3. The Vaguely Purple See Through Shirt: this one doesn’t really need a description. The overuse and over washing of this tee has given it a delightful transparent quality that allows us to appreciate his beautiful pector- OMG NIPPLEEEEEEEEES!! LOOK AT THEM IN ALL THEIR GLORIOUS GLORY!!!!
4. The blue Coriolanus tee: also known as “The Destroyer (of Ovaries)” among experts, this t-shirt showcases the perfection that is Tom Hiddleston’s torso while bringing out his eyes. Yes, it also allows us clear view of everything nipple related.